My name is spelled wrong again (what else is new?) but I FINALLY made track talk for the first time in nearly a year!! #needanewname #disneycastmember (at The Great Movie Ride)
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actual quotes from GMR
“Speaking of cartoon butts…”
“Eddie Redmayne has a Tony and an Oscar and all I have is this fucking pop tart.”
“I don’t want nipples in my juice, thanks.”
actual guest question
“Where’s the Toys R Us ride?”
(Toy Story.
She meant Toy Story.)
If you need me, I’ll be at the spaceport, sulking while dressed as the love child of a traffic cone and the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man. (at Star Tours: The Adventures Continue)
My absolute FAVORITE thing is when doing an A show and I drive straight through gangster and I hear people complaining that “ugh, this ride used to be SO much better, you used to stop in that scene and this gangster guy came out and WHY aren’t we stopping does the girl not know what she’s doing??”
I just laugh. Maniacally.
“Is that a potato chip or a gold dubloon? Oh. Never mind. It’s a Mickey sticker.”
Thanks, Katie. Quote of the day.
A lady told me the other day on my show that I sound just like Minnie Mouse (which actually is not the first time I’ve heard that). I think that’s the new life goal- replace Russi Taylor as the official Minnie voice when she retires.
Who forgot to bring her coat to work? Who was stuck at front usher for two hours in the morning? WHO IS NOW A CAITLINSICLE? #poorchoices #ithoughtilivedinflorida #iamadelicateflower (at The Great Movie Ride)
walking backstage to my car like “WHY DOES EVERYTHING SMELL LIKE BURNING RUBBER”
Then I remember that Lights Motors Action is going on like ten feet away from me.
Oh.
I opened the door to go backstage and there was a green army man and he quacked at me. I’m so confused.
The Metaphor Girl 