#squadgoals #kateandthekids #thelittlestbandit #astheanubisdoorturns #onceamovierider (at The Great Movie Ride)

Posted in Disney by themetaphorgirl

so I have to shoot guns at work, right?

the last time I got show observed my trainer told me to be careful because on shots 2 and 4 I was throwing them

so now I perpetually have Hamilton stuck in my head because I’ll be running up and down the stairs in my heels a million times a day, firing my pistol and singing “I am not throwing away my shot” to myself

Actual photo of #thelittlestmugsi hard at work. (And if you want to see #thelittlestbandit in action, Kate Durango will be blowing up banks on the 17th and 19th!) #slowmovingtramfam #astheanubisdoorturns (at The Great Movie Ride)

I made an important addition to my handprint! (Also I think I deserve to buy some fun stickers to cover up my old last name.) # (at The Great Movie Ride)

There was a little girl who had a little curl,

Right in the middle of her forehead.

When she was good, she was very, very good,

But when she was bad, she was horrid.

#greatmovieride #thelittlestmugsi (at The Great Movie Ride)

There’s a new Kate Durango in town!! #greatmovieride #thelittlestbandit

#thelittlestbandit #trainingday #alreadywentlive (at The Great Movie Ride)

A year and a half ago I trained as Mugsi Toccata, and on the 18th I’m going to train as Kate Durango! I’ve been waiting eagerly to become a bandit and I’m so excited to start blowing banks and riding off into the sunset! #thelittlestbandit #mediakatedurango #greatmovieride #disneycastmember (at The Great Movie Ride)

12Sep2016

Stranger Things at Disney

Posted in cast member life, Disney, theme park life, work by themetaphorgirl

So I work as a gangster at the Great Movie Ride, right? And we’re pretty sure the place is haunted (which is a whole separate post by itself). Well, last night Bryce’s phone started frantically blinking on and off, on and off, and NO ONE COULD GET IT TO STOP.

Bryce responded by picking up a cigarette and shouting “WILL! WILL, WHERE ARE YOU? WILL?”

So if you hear about Disney’s Hollywood Studios getting swallowed up by the Upside Down, it probably started at the Great Movie Ride.

So on my gangster show I announced I was going to collect up everyone’s valuables, and a teeny tiny toddler in row three held up his blankie. And that is the story about how Mugsi nearly stole a baby because he was just too adorable. #thelittlestmugsi (at The Great Movie Ride)