I have to jump to get onto the ride vehicle. Like I put my hands on the sides and do this little preliminary hop before I have enough momentum to get to the driver’s seat.
This is embarrassing.
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I Would Have Been On Time But I Had To Park In Guest Parking: A Tale of Tragedy from Disney’s Hollywood Studios
It’s just so awkward. Like I’m walking by all these people with fanny packs and tank tops being all like “pay no attention to the girl in black polyester mom pants and idiotic red hat, there’s nothing to see here…”
Gangster smells like popcorn and I don’t think that’s fair.
Can we talk about how this hat is my least favorite thing? #greatmovieride (at Disney’s Hollywood Studios)
upon entering the Fantasia scene
Kid #1: “Where are we? Is this a sewer?!? Are we in a sewer?!?”
Kid #2: “I AM SO CONFUSED RIGHT NOW.”
Kid #1: “We’re in a sewer.”
a horror story from the great movie ride
So this girl in row six puked in her bag. Super gross. She leaves, we call custodial, life goes on.
An hour later she comes back looking for her bag. Her Raybans were in there. In the puke bag. She wants them back.
Ummmm.
It took an hour of phone calls before we confirmed that yes, because…
And I was the one that picked it up thinking it was lost and found…
OH LORD IT GOT WORSE I AM SO SORRY.
There was also that time Daryl was handed a bag of pee…
OH MY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT DARYL’S PEE BAG.
#neverforget
#peebag2014
Going to the Great Movie Ride on my first program was absolutely a dream come true. Coming back was even better. I was lucky to have the amazing Jamie Kern as my first trainer, and then the absolutely wonderful Tracy Fox to be my mom the second time around (and JB for a day). I’m the girl with two handprints, and I couldn’t be happier or more blessed that I got a second time to come back to the movies. #onceamovierider (at The Great Movie Ride)
The awkward moment when you’re up in Anubis and you think you were tucking your red shirt back in only to get back on your vehicle and be all like oh wow no I tucked my blazer into my pants like a weirdo.
So then I was going through Tarzan being all like “EVERYONE LOOK AT THE MONKEY YOU GUYS NO ONE NOTICE THE TOUR GUIDE PULLING HER BLAZER OUT OF HER PANTS.”
Geez, Clint, why are you so much taller than me? #imamunchkin #greatmovieprideday #slowmovingtramride #greatmovieride (at The Great Movie Ride)
Pondering deep thoughts in Anubis. #onceamovierider #greatmovieprideday #slowmovingtramride (at The Great Movie Ride)
The Metaphor Girl 