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themetaphorgirl:

Ugggh, I’m scheduled to work the Frozen processional every day for the next week and a half. It’s the worst. I’m usually stationed in the ATAS courtyard, which means I have to keep people from crossing the street during the show stop and they’re all like “BITCH I HAVE TO GO TO INDIANA JONES NOW…

Update: it was not DimplesMcCuteface!Kristoff, it was PreciousCheeks!Kristoff. But I saw all three of them getting on a pargo backstage and Elsa waved to me and I was like “thank you you are the best I love you.”

 

this one time at the great movie ride

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*A dad walks up with his whole family’s tickets stacked up. He scans the stack, moves the top one to the back, and scans again. It doesn’t work.*

Me: “Sir, you need to scan those one at a time.”

Man: “Oh, I am.”

Me: “No, you can’t scan them when they’re stacked up like that. You have to scan them one at a time.”

Man: “I know. I am.”

Me: “No, but sir…”

*This goes on for several minutes.*

this one time at the Great Movie Ride

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*as I get on the vehicle*

Little Old Lady: “Oh, you’re driving this? I thought it would be a robot!”
*in Musical*
Little Old Lady: “Ooh! Gene Kelly!”
*in Western*
Little Old Lady: “Ooh! John Wayne!”
*during the hijacking scene with the bandit*
Little Old Lady: “Ooh! OOH! OOH!!”
*when I came back to the vehicle*
Little Old Lady: “Oh good, you made him go away.”
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So I dreamed last night that I picked up an extra hours shift at the Prime Time Cafe, but they wouldn’t give me a costume so I was there in my Star Tours getup, and I wasn’t there five minutes before a girl cut off her ENTIRE FINGER and no one was paying attention and I was trying to do everything at once and then all of a sudden a giant fell through the roof and through the floor because apparently there was a stage show in the basement so no one batted an eye but I was like ARE WE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT THAT ALSO HAS ANYONE FOUND THE KID’S FINGER and I was so frazzled and then I woke up and let me tell you that dream made me really tired

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So I wear my Elsa name tag pretty much all the time, right? Well, I saw a little girl in an Elsa dress and was like “OMG, your highness, we have the same name!”

I asked her if she wanted to build a snowman and she just smiled, but her mom was like “Tell Elsa ‘let it go’!” and in the sweetest little voice she said “let it go!” And I nearly died!!

an ode to A+ parenting

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oh parents

who have placed their baby sideways in her stroller

I understand that you are tired

but her legs are dangling over the side and dragging on the ground

at least you realized she was so small that she was about to slip out

so good job on being MacGuyver and placing a backpack in the stroller to keep her from falling on the pavement

A+, parents.

A+.