To boldly go where no man…I mean, action figure has gone before. #slowmovingtramfam (at The Great Movie Ride)

Scenes from a #slowmovingtramfam #110minutewait #notenoughAs #greatmovieride #slowmovingtramride (at The Great Movie Ride)

“Some children don’t have enough to eat. And please use a flattering filter.” @ryancharlesmartorelli #slowmovingtramfam #hestolemyyogurt (at The Great Movie Ride)

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I forgot to say my dock lines before pushing the autospiel button, so instead of introducing things with the “once again my name is Caitlin” line it just started with Robert Osborne saying thank you.

“Eh, please. Where Bug?” (How did It’s Tough to Be a Bug glasses end up over at GMR? I mean, really.) PC: @babyiafelice (at The Great Movie Ride)

6Jun2015

“Hey, Caitlin, why is Star Tours down during Star Wars Weekends?”

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BECAUSE IT GOT STRUCK BY LIGHTNING LAST NIGHT, THAT’S WHY.

3Jun2015

friends, I have made my first official blooper in the new GMR script.

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Instead of saying “created by the Lumiere brothers” I said “created by Lehrman brothers.”

Oops.

I should do a post of just mistakes I made on the old script.

25May2015

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I would like to hunt down the person who authorized having the floors of the gmr vehicles waxed SO I CAN PUNCH THEM IN THE NOSE.

PLEASE SEND HELP #greatmovieride #slowmovingtramride #extremelyslowtoday (at The Great Movie Ride)

“Mr. Donut, you’re my only friend.” It’s a tough day, y’all. I lost my ID, I only brought food I’m allergic to, I’m covered in bug bites, my kitten is sick and home alone while I work 12 hours…but things will be okay. (PC: Orion who doesn’t have an Instagram) (at The Great Movie Ride)