I literally just wandered around in a circle on the GMR dock and then went “um…Imma…I need juice. ”
I’m going to drink some juice now.
I literally just wandered around in a circle on the GMR dock and then went “um…Imma…I need juice. ”
I’m going to drink some juice now.

Rocking both my gorgeous @whositswhatsits Reverse the Curse top and my beautiful custom Great Movie Ride bow from @extrasweetbowtique in front of my Disney home. #mediatourguide #22minutesofmovierelatedenchantment #greatmovieride (at The Great Movie Ride)
I didn’t know it was possible to do the Great Movie Ride without the Anubis scene…but I just did a show with no Anubis scene.

Someone put a table just for me in the breakroom. #yallsomeonefindmeagoodman (at The Great Movie Ride)

My name is spelled wrong again (what else is new?) but I FINALLY made track talk for the first time in nearly a year!! #needanewname #disneycastmember (at The Great Movie Ride)
“Speaking of cartoon butts…”
“Eddie Redmayne has a Tony and an Oscar and all I have is this fucking pop tart.”
“I don’t want nipples in my juice, thanks.”
“Where’s the Toys R Us ride?”
(Toy Story.
She meant Toy Story.)
My absolute FAVORITE thing is when doing an A show and I drive straight through gangster and I hear people complaining that “ugh, this ride used to be SO much better, you used to stop in that scene and this gangster guy came out and WHY aren’t we stopping does the girl not know what she’s doing??”
I just laugh. Maniacally.
A lady told me the other day on my show that I sound just like Minnie Mouse (which actually is not the first time I’ve heard that). I think that’s the new life goal- replace Russi Taylor as the official Minnie voice when she retires.
Who forgot to bring her coat to work? Who was stuck at front usher for two hours in the morning? WHO IS NOW A CAITLINSICLE? #poorchoices #ithoughtilivedinflorida #iamadelicateflower (at The Great Movie Ride)