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you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a GMR gangster singing “Mein Herr” from Cabaret, but as Harvey Fierstein playing a Kit Kat girl.

Glorious.

we’re playing the Poop Game in the GMR breakroom

dancnqn5:

disneymagicman:

themetaphorgirl:

themetaphorgirl:

Enchanted Poops with Belle

The Mad Poop Party

Poop of Presidents

Expedition Poop

Splash Poop

Big Thunder Poop

Mister Toad’s Wild Poop

Enchanted Poop Room (imagine the theme song oh my god)

Voyage of the Little Poop

In…

Seven Dwarves Poop Train

Spaceship Poop
Toy Story Poop Mania
Snow White’s Poop Adventures
Carousel of PoopYep I’m right there with the mature but not at all…

There’s also a video of Gabe singing the Tiki Room theme as the Poop Room while he kind-of twerks. It’s on Facebook.

2Dec2014

Story Time

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overtherooftop:

At work the other day…

Me: “Can anyone tell me what movie this is?”
*scene is obviously Mary Poppins*

Child in Row 1: “Hairy/Harry Po…”

It was going to be Harry Potter or Hairy Poppins. Cool.

Sorry about the delay, folks, but I don’t wanna wun a wed light.

Actual mistake I made on my tour today. I AM DUMB.

So every day at GMR we have the question of the day. Today’s question is comedy gold. Because in our script we have to say “ready when you are, CB!” before we pull out from dock, but these options are glorious.

(My answer is in the upper right corner. But my favorite answer is probably “Hodor.”)

12Nov2014

Oh my god my gangster high fived me on the Anubis stage. During the show. SHE HIGH FIVED ME.

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#blessed

Apparently if you put a frozen lasagna in the gangster microwave for 36 minutes…the whole ride smells like lasagna.

So yes. Today the Great Movie Ride smells like lasagna, thanks to Mugsy Toccata.

Balloony and I think it’s too early for this. (Poor Balloony was abandoned at glass doors three days ago and has lived here ever since. His villain origin story has begun, methinks.) (at The Great Movie Ride)

There’s hot chocolate in the breakroom. #soblessed (there’s also a fleeting glimpse of a gangster in the corner…even gangsters like “hot co-co-ah,” as Mugsy calls it.) (at The Great Movie Ride)