Oh my god there are like five people on my vehicle wearing sunglasses wtf why.

mysecrethighway:

themetaphorgirl:

Of course my vehicle has a low battery horn.

And of course the reset button is right next to the “don’t ever touch this” button.

We’re going to play a game, kids, it’s called “close your eyes and hope for the best.”

The maintenance override button? Because I totally accidentally pressed that one in once when looking for the low battery silence button. Lolz.

Oh my god I came so close to pressing it. Like I literally was like “LET’S JUST TRY THIS” and I ended up pressing the right one.

The other option was the pilot light test button, which I feel would be pretty awful to pick too.

(dramatic reenactment.)

mysecrethighway:

themetaphorgirl:

Update: we had to wait until we were closed to go get it. I closed ADB, so I never saw if anyone came. OH MY GOD WHAT IF IT IS STILL THERE TOMORROW.

WHAT NO YOU’RE KIDDING

THERE WAS A COFFEE CUP. IT WAS “HIDDEN” BEHIND THE TRUNKS BEHIND INGRID AND BOGEY.

I DIED. I’M STILL DEAD.

I kind of hope it’s still there tomorrow.

OH MY GOD THE COFFEE CUP

I WISH I COULD HAVE TAKEN A PICTURE

BECAUSE THERE IS A FUCKING COFFEE CUP 

IN CASABLANCA

Update: we had to wait until we were closed to go get it. I closed ADB, so I never saw if anyone came. OH MY GOD WHAT IF IT IS STILL THERE TOMORROW.

A four year old punched me in the uterus, that’s how my day is going.

I have to jump to get onto the ride vehicle. Like I put my hands on the sides and do this little preliminary hop before I have enough momentum to get to the driver’s seat.

This is embarrassing.

It’s just so awkward. Like I’m walking by all these people with fanny packs and tank tops being all like “pay no attention to the girl in black polyester mom pants and idiotic red hat, there’s nothing to see here…”