Posted in cast member life, Disney, theme park life, work by themetaphorgirl

things I still need to explain:

-the gangster who shat himself

-the squad of SJWs who didn’t want to wear shirts

-the crazy coffee people

-that time I didn’t have an Anubis scene

also yesterday there was a bird trapped in preshow and we had to call animal control and they were basically like “lol yeah have fun” because they couldn’t get the bird out with guests in the building.

and also yesterday they took a set down for an hour so they can do some testing with the new script and I’m not excited about it. 😦

hashtag struggle tram

#strugglebun #strugglebird #struggletram (at The Great Movie Ride)

Good morning from this magical journey into the movies! #greatmovieride #disneycastmember #mediatourguide (at The Great Movie Ride)

I like the question of the day. #greatmovieride #slowmovingtramride #slowmovingtramfam (at The Great Movie Ride)

Please enjoy this artsy shot of my boobs. (Really I just wanted to declare that I wore my Gravity Falls tee today and got “Mabel” written on my passion tea lemonade.) (at The Trolley Car Café)

15Apr2015

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A guest came on the ride wearing the old character attendant shirt (the yellow and white one with the sketchy Mickeys). He bought it on eBay. The coordinators told him he needed to change. He was grumpy. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND.

14Apr2015

HOLY SHIT YOU MET DARREN CRISS, THATS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!

Posted in cast member life, Disney, theme park life, work by themetaphorgirl

I DID!!! I DID AND IT WAS MAGICAL!!!!

it was literally a split second of me recognizing him and trying not to be obvious that I recognized him (because I could get in serious trouble for mooning over a celebrity while I’m working, and also because he’s on vacation and I don’t want to be a dick) but I smiled at him and said “hi, welcome to the Great Movie Ride” and he smiled and said thanks and walked into the entrance and IT WAS A MAGICAL MOMENT.

If I ever meet him for real I’m going to be like “I once nearly peed myself when you came to my work.”

13Apr2015

Posted in cast member life, Disney, theme park life, work by themetaphorgirl

A guy in my row six is filming my show with an honest to God early 2000s flip phone.

How.

Howwwwwwww.

#greatmovieride bloopers part II. (Missing from the board: “Now go away, before somebody turns you into a house too!”) #slowmovingtramride #disneyshollywoodstudios #disneycastmember (at The Great Movie Ride)