Selfie with one of my favorite coworkers. (For the record, this one is the mom. And also for the record, you won’t get a fastpass just for guessing which is the mom and which is the dad. Internet rumor, y’all.) #slowmovingtramride #greatmovieride #dapperday (at The Great Movie Ride)

Last trip on the Backlot tour. #backlot #dapperday (at Backlot Tour with Catastrophy Canyon)

Reindeer…in…space! (Spoiler alert- he was the rebel spy.) #dapperday #sven (at Star Tours: The Adventures Continue)

Olaf is a Great Movie Rider, in case you were wondering. #slowmovingtramride #greatmovieride #olaf #frozen #hesnotbandittrainedyetthough (at The Great Movie Ride)

22Sep2014

oh my god. Cary Joe and I just did a set with our southern accents and it was awesome BUT SO MUCH HARDER THAN I THOUGHT.

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Like for sure I thought I was going to come back from Anubis and start in my real voice and be like “oops sorry y’all.”

22Sep2014

reasons why yesterday’s Frozen processional was super magical

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-favorite!Elsa was there

-DimplesMcCuteface!Kristoff was there

-One of the skiers handed me one of his ski poles and we had a fencing duel.

-One of the skaters, as he breezed past me, was all like “You’re great on the Great Movie Ride! Loved your show!” and I died completely.

Enjoying a rare good hair day at #greatmovieride! But not a good smile day. Everyday is a Chandler-Bing-in-Photos kind of smile day. (at The Great Movie Ride)

17Sep2014

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shoutout to the 40 something mom in row two who snort-choke-laughed because I said Dick Powell.

16Sep2014

in which I accidentally get sassy with guests

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So this guy and his wife scanned their fastpasses and then stood there blocking the entrance because they were waiting for the rest of their family. After five minutes I told them to either keep moving forward or step aside to wait for their family. The guy refuses, so I repeat it. He says “no, no, no” and holds up a “one minute” finger directly in my face. I repeat the request, and he starts yelling and tells me to shut up. I tell him “don’t tell me to shut up, sir, I am doing my job” and he continues to yell. I repeat both requests AGAIN and He finally moves forward in the line (I’m scanning fastpasses and people are trying to get past him through all of this) and then runs back in.

“What your name? Kate-leen?”

And at this point, I am ten kinds of Not Having It, so as he runs away I call “THAT IS NOT MY NAME, SIR. THAT IS NOT HOW YOU PRONOUNCE IT.”

Oops.

14Sep2014