My favorite Elsa (Perfect!Elsa winked at me during processional and I was just like “you’re wonderful OMG.”
Also it was CuteCheeks!Kristoff and he was strumming his guitar to the rhythm of the parade music and I was like you are perf.
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this one time at the Great Movie Ride
Man: “What direction this ride?”
Me: (thinking) North? South? wtf I do not have a compass.
Me: (aloud) “It’s a slow moving tram ride.”
Man: “What direction this ride?”
Me: “…Slow?”
Man: “WHAT DIRECTION THIS RIDE?”
Me: “Well, this is the entrance, so you walk through the line, and then you get to the loading dock-”
Man: “HOW LONG THIS RIDE??”
Me: “Twenty-two minutes?”
*ten minutes later*
Me: “DURATION HE MEANT DURATION.”
Ugggh, I’m scheduled to work the Frozen processional every day for the next week and a half. It’s the worst. I’m usually stationed in the ATAS courtyard, which means I have to keep people from crossing the street during the show stop and they’re all like “BITCH I HAVE TO GO TO INDIANA JONES NOW…
Update: it was not DimplesMcCuteface!Kristoff, it was PreciousCheeks!Kristoff. But I saw all three of them getting on a pargo backstage and Elsa waved to me and I was like “thank you you are the best I love you.”
this one time at the Great Movie Ride
Lady: “Where’s the coop?”
Me: “The what?”
Lady: “The coop!”
*This continues.*
Me: “The…queue?”
Lady: “Yes!”
this one time at the great movie ride
*A dad walks up with his whole family’s tickets stacked up. He scans the stack, moves the top one to the back, and scans again. It doesn’t work.*
Me: “Sir, you need to scan those one at a time.”
Man: “Oh, I am.”
Me: “No, you can’t scan them when they’re stacked up like that. You have to scan them one at a time.”
Man: “I know. I am.”
Me: “No, but sir…”
*This goes on for several minutes.*
this one time at the great movie ride
Teen Girl (to her mom): “Mom, is this a ride?”
Mom: “Ask the lady.”
Me: “Are you asking if the Great Movie Ride is a ride?”
Teen Girl: “Yeah.”
Me: “It’s a ride.”
this one time at the Great Movie Ride
*as I get on the vehicle*
Little Old Lady: “Oh, you’re driving this? I thought it would be a robot!”
*in Musical*
Little Old Lady: “Ooh! Gene Kelly!”
*in Western*
Little Old Lady: “Ooh! John Wayne!”
*during the hijacking scene with the bandit*
Little Old Lady: “Ooh! OOH! OOH!!”
*when I came back to the vehicle*
Little Old Lady: “Oh good, you made him go away.”
Guest sitting on Star Tours, seatbelt fastened: Does this ride move?
So I wear my Elsa name tag pretty much all the time, right? Well, I saw a little girl in an Elsa dress and was like “OMG, your highness, we have the same name!”
I asked her if she wanted to build a snowman and she just smiled, but her mom was like “Tell Elsa ‘let it go’!” and in the sweetest little voice she said “let it go!” And I nearly died!!
*I’m in arrival when a family exits the ride.*
Little Boy: I got to be the rebel spy!
Mom: Yes, you were!
*the tiny little sister frowns ferociously*
Tiny Girl: But I wanna be the rebel pie!
The Metaphor Girl 