Aries: Dragon / easily angered, they inspire fear and awe. if provoked, they’re a fearsome enemy. behind all that raw power, they’re still also sharp as a tack. they’re naturally born powerful and fierce.
Taurus: Elf /very respected creatures, often bound to the earth,…
-I have coffee and an energy drink. I should combine them.
-“Whoever scheduled Keisha at 7:15 is a really sexy tumor.”
-Matt is eating four cheeseburgers for breakfast.
-“I have Taylor Swift stuck in my head.” “Just shake it…
More updates:
-I am eating more pizza.
-also Cathy brought us M&Ms.
-*pointing to Mary Poppins* “Can anyone tell me what movie this is?” “Footlight Parade?” No, dude, that was three movies ago.
-Suzy got Famous Amos cookies and I totally thought she said Famous Anus. Oops.
-Somebody barfed on a vehicle.
-Apparently somebody barfed on the track all the way through Mummies to Tarzan and we had to close to clean it. Still not as bad as the kid who once barfed from Alien to Finale.
Not so surprisingly, Charms specializes in the teaching of charms. Students are taught specific wand movements and proper pronunciation. Often students partner up in class to experiment on one another. Choose wisely!
Ugggh, I’m scheduled to work the Frozen processional every day for the next week and a half. It’s the worst. I’m usually stationed in the ATAS courtyard, which means I have to keep people from crossing the street during the show stop and they’re all like “BITCH I HAVE TO GO TO INDIANA JONES NOW…
Update: it was not DimplesMcCuteface!Kristoff, it was PreciousCheeks!Kristoff. But I saw all three of them getting on a pargo backstage and Elsa waved to me and I was like “thank you you are the best I love you.”
The Metaphor Girl 