*Sips Tea* (indirect shade/sneak dissing): Virgo, Gemini, Capricorn, Aries
*Sips Vodka* (blunt shade/talking shit): Scorpio, Leo, Sagittarius, Libra
*Sips Capri Sun* (tries being rude but still cute): Pisces, Cancer, Aquarius, Taurus
Author Archives: themetaphorgirl

So the beautiful @bri_ecrit was gracious enough to take me to Be Our Guest to dinner for my first time and it was magical. (And she was right, the potato leek soup was AMAZING.) (at Be Our Guest Restaurant)
the signs as things that rhyme with pinot noir
aries: leather bar
taurus: mid-sized car
gemini: roseanne barr
cancer: caviar
leo: smoke a cigar
virgo: you’re a star
libra: oh so close and yet so far
scorpio: myanmar
sagittarius: tom beren-gar
capricorn: you don’t have to be popu-lar
aquarius: in the boudoir
pisces: au revoir

Oh my goodness! (Photo cred: the beautiful @bri_ecrit who is basically my favorite forever.) (at Disney’s Magic Kingdom)

Song and Elsa are on our way to fireworks!! #songneedsaninsta (at Disney’s Hollywood Studios)

Welcome back, #sww. I’m celebrating your return with thirteen hours of tours into the movies and getting yelled at during fireworks. At least I’m halfway through the day! (And tomorrow is Princess Day with @bri_ecrit so I have that to look forward too.) #starwarsweekends2015 (at Hollywood Boulevard, Hollywood Studios, WDW)
INFJ Gothic
- They say you can see the future. You disagree. You cannot see anything. In this modern time, we are all blind to the world, aren’t we?
- You are a actual crystal ball. When you came of age, you transformed. The ritual is complete.
- Your unicorn has gone missing. Dark times are ahead.
- You keep trying to explain that you are a bitch, but no one will believe you. They are all walking past, they will not listen, they must listen. “You’re an INFJ, understanding people makes you the nicest person to walk the earth.” They laugh. There is no hope.
- They say you must be an INFP. Your form flickers. They know.
- INFJs have been extinct since the dawn of time. You are the last. The alpha. You have asserted dominance.
- You are talking, you have not shut up for years, but they smile, their eyes glazed over. “You are so quiet!” they say. They still will not listen.
- “You’re so cute and innocent and perfect!” your tenth victim tells you as he lays dying. You smile. They will never catch you.
- Your physical body has disintegrated. You are only a floating concept. You do not know how to move anymore.
I am in day two of a migraine.
It is a 13 hour day.
It’s the first day of Star Wars Weekends.
I have to work fireworks tonight.
Someone please send caffeine. Or a time turner.
(I will also accept sappy fluffy drabbles because those always cheer me up.)
Also can we talk about how I had to train and assess on the new GMR script two days ago and then go right back to the old one, but I have to be ready to go on the new one?
I’m going to die.

Here’s hoping I can shake my migraine so I can start working on costume #1 for the 24 hour day! #iceismylife (at The Dollhouse)
Diamonds, of course. Because that’s what Hufflepuffs are (some a little rougher than others).
