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The Signs Best Feature
Aries: eyebrows
Taurus: aesthetic
Gemini: voice
Cancer: hips
Leo: hair
Virgo: lips
Libra: laugh
Scorpio: eyes
Sagittarius: legs
Capricorn: cheekbones
Aquarius: smile
Pisces: hands
WHY EACH SIGN IS DANGEROUS
Aries: Blinding rage and cannot listen to reason while angered.
Taurus: Easily angered and will not change their mind.
Gemini: Can talk their way out of any situation.
Cancer: Incredibly defensive and can guilt anyone.
Leo: Have a superiority complex and will destroy anyone who hurts their ego.
Virgo: Will not let anyone come between them and what they wish to achieve.
Libra: Shallow, can easily turn off emotions.
Scorpio: Enormous capacity for anger and violence. Their actions are fueled by their endless emotions.
Sagittarius: Will do anything just for the sake of rebelling.
Capricorn: Will do whatever it takes to get to the top.
Aquarius: Impossible to read.
Pisces: Plays wolf in sheep’s clothing, is underestimated.
🍷 Wine Mom: Taurus, Virgo, Libra, Pisces
🍺 Beer Dad: Aries, Cancer, Leo, Sagittarius
🍸 Vodka Aunt: Gemini, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius
the ‘queen’ squad
scorpio, virgo, capricorn, leo, aries, aquarius, gemini
the signs as marvel characters
aries: gamora
taurus: hulk
gemini: groot
cancer: spiderman
leo: captain america
virgo: thor
libra: star lord
scorpio: ironman
sagittarius: loki
capricorn: black widow
aquarius: rocket
pisces: hawkeye
The “I will do it just cause you said I can’t” squad
Aries, Aquarius, Scorpio, Capricorn, Leo, Sagittarius
Fleur and draco :)
Fleur Delacour- What physical attribute do you like most about yourself?
Aw, jeez. I’m kind of hideous.
Um…my eyes are a nice color? They’re grayish bluish. They’re too small and squinty though.
Draco Malfoy– Closest green item to you.
My Anna animator collection doll is in a green dress! (also this has made me realize how much blue stuff I own…)
The Signs and Talking
Fire signs (Aries, Leo, Sagittarius): Animated. Their excitement usually seeps into their voice. They don’t have much of a filter. They can come across as harsher and more tactless than they mean to.
Earth signs (Virgo, Taurus, Capricorn): Calm. Very precise and thought out wording, unless anxious or nervous. Think a lot before speaking. They can come across as way more inflexible than they are.
Water signs (Pisces, Cancer, Scorpio): Soft and quiet. They have a hard time speaking loudly. Because they’re more about listening than talking, I find that they’re not used to using their voice. They can come across as way more passive and, let’s face it, more like a doormat than they actually are.
Air signs (Aquarius, Libra, Gemini): Quite fast, even when they don’t mean to. They think out loud and it seems more like they’re brainstorming. They can come across as insensitive without realizing.
CAITLIN SMASH. (it’s been a day, y’all. I had to Hulk out.) #hashtagstruggletram #greatmovieride (at The Great Movie Ride)