Aries: Ron Swanson
Taurus: Donna Meagle
Gemini: Tom Haverford
Cancer: Jerry Gergich
Leo: Chris Traeger
Virgo: Perd Hapley
Libra: Ann Perkins
Scorpio: April Ludgate
Sagittarius: Leslie Knope
Capricorn: Ben Wyatt
Aquarius: Jean-Ralphio
Pisces: Andy Dwyer
Author Archives: themetaphorgirl
Sometimes I just really miss Nashville. Like I’m super glad to be where I am and I love my job and I LOVE my friends and this is exactly where I need to be, but…sometimes I just want hang out at my family’s house and watch a movie with my little sister and be surrounded by things and landmarks that I remember, you know?
The best way I combat that is by eating southern food, so I’m trying to psych myself up to go to KFC so I can get some fried chicken and sweet tea (which isn’t real southern food but it’s the closest I can get) but I’m just…
Then again, all I’ve had to eat today was a tortilla at like 11 am this morning.
Who wants to bring me food? I’ll pay you with hugs and sewn things.
the signs as types of fanfiction
Aries: unrealistic af
Taurus: really planned out fanfic but abandoned halfway through
Gemini: 90% dialogue
Cancer: it’s just v sad ok
Leo: high school AU
Virgo: literally no dialogue come on
Libra: it won’t get to the point and will spend like four chapters describing a tree
Scorpio: smut
Sagittarius: fluffy af
Aquarius: really fucking weird and unexpected plot twists
Capricorn: forgets that grammar is a thing
Pisces: everyone dies at the end. even if it’s smut.
the zodiac signs as phobias
Aries: Thaasophobia- fear of being idle/bored
Taurus: Neophobia- fear of change/the unexpected
Gemini: Ambiguphobia- fear of not being heard/understood
Cancer: Agoraphobia- fear of not being in a safe place
Leo: Athazagoraphobia- fear of being forgotten
Virgo: Atelophobia- fear of not being good enough
Libra: Monophobia- fear of being completely alone
Scorpio: Catagelophobia- fear of being humiliated
Sagittarius: Cleisiophobia- fear of being locked in confined spaces
Capricorn: Atyzchiphobia- fear of failure
Aquarius: Philophobia- fear of falling in love
Pisces: Panthophobia- fear of suffering
Do you like traveling? What other states/countries have you been to?
I like traveling if I’m with someone who knows what they’re doing/where they’re going!! I love flying and road trips, but going to another place where I don’t know where I’m going or I’m afraid I might offend someone’s culture makes me so so so anxious.
I haven’t traveled extensively, though. I’ve been to NYC once (when I realized I would be a terrible city dweller) and I’ve been to England, Wales, and France. Wales especially was so incredibly beautiful!!
becoming an adult cheat sheet!!!
- learn how to coupon
- how to get free therapy
- clean bathroom tips
- what to do when you can’t pay your bills
- learn time management skillz
- recipes that take 30 minutes or less
- see if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill
- create a resume
- how to make a doctor’s appointment
- organize your closet
- find the right career
- a list of stress relievers
- how to pick a major
- how to take care of yourself when you’re sick
- things to bring to a doctor’s appointment
- what the hell is a mortgage?
- buying a used car
- how to pick a health insurance plan
- read the news
- leave your childhood traumas behind
- how to quit smoking
- a list of hotlines in a crisis
- what to expect from your first gynecologist appointment
- what to do if you get pulled over by a cop
- things to keep in your car in case of an emergency
Hello, my name is Caitlin and I have a problem. #ilooklikegusgus (at Goodwill)
The signs as anime stereotypes
aries: the shounen protagonist
taurus: the tsundere that says “EEEEEHHHHHHHHHH?!!?!?!?!” to everything
gemini: the innocent-looking shota that is actually a little shit
cancer: screams “ONII-CHAAAAAAAAAANNN!!!!!”
leo: senpai
virgo: team mom
libra: gets late at school with a loaf of bread in the mouth
scorpio: the sports anime rival
sagittarius: cherry tree
capricorn: shitty anime dad
aquarius: the magical girl’s mascot
pisces: sits in the back of the classroom next to the window
A guest came on the ride wearing the old character attendant shirt (the yellow and white one with the sketchy Mickeys). He bought it on eBay. The coordinators told him he needed to change. He was grumpy. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND.
HOW THE SIGNS RESPOND TO I LOVE YOU
Aries: I knew it
Taurus: *screams on the inside* really?
Gemini: Noooooooo haha
Cancer: Why would anyone love me
Leo: We have so much in common!
Virgo: No thank you.
Libra: ….gtg!
Scorpio: No bye
Sagittarius: ????
Capricorn: What does that even mean why would you say that
Aquarius: How much did my mom pay you to say that to me
Pisces: Cool!!!!
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