oh my gosh BLESS YOU those kids probably felt like they were in HP for just a moment there !!!
I also used to wear high heels to work in an attempt to look like A Grown Up…
…then we would start after school rehearsals and I would be barefoot with my hair held up in a pencil.
(I miss teaching my class and I miss my kids and I miss directing but I don’t miss the politics of schools.)
I DID!!! I DID AND IT WAS MAGICAL!!!!
it was literally a split second of me recognizing him and trying not to be obvious that I recognized him (because I could get in serious trouble for mooning over a celebrity while I’m working, and also because he’s on vacation and I don’t want to be a dick) but I smiled at him and said “hi, welcome to the Great Movie Ride” and he smiled and said thanks and walked into the entrance and IT WAS A MAGICAL MOMENT.
If I ever meet him for real I’m going to be like “I once nearly peed myself when you came to my work.”
Aries: blasts nicki minaj while getting ready to give them motivation
Taurus: throws their alarm clock across the room and goes back to sleep, and is 2 hours late
Gemini: falls asleep with their face in their cereal and spills coffee everywhere
Cancer: cries but gets ready on time
Leo: whines about how early they have to get up and does their makeup in the car
Virgo: rolls out of bed and onto the floor when the alarm goes off
Libra: gets up early enough to take a shower, put on makeup and get together a cute outfit. what even.
Scorpio: walks around like a zombie muttering “fuck” under their breath
Sagittarius: falls asleep in the shower and comes to school/work in their pajamas
Capricorn: crawls out of bed to find coffee, sobbing gently
Aquarius: drinks 10 cups of coffee but still doesn’t quite look alive
Pisces: spends 30 minutes on tumblr and is late, unshowered and wearing sweatpants
Aries: Literally doing it five minutes before it’s due
Taurus: Working for 5 minutes, breaking for 10
Gemini: Talking themselves through every problem
Cancer: Sobbing over their computer
Leo: Googling the answers
Virgo: Basically just like a normal human yay congrats!
Libra: Texts their friends for the answers
Scorpio: Doesn’t.
Sagittarius: Rushing, doing it as quickly as possible and not caring if it’s right.
Capricorn: Gets home and does it right away
Aquarius: Procrastinates all night, does it early in the morning
Pisces: Starts by looking up answers, ends up on google maps playing Pac-Man
A guy in my row six is filming my show with an honest to God early 2000s flip phone.
How.
Howwwwwwww.
Aries: On top of a windy hill.
Taurus: Being the only one awake at 3AM.
Gemini: A thunderstorm.
Cancer: In a quiet room with soft background noise.
Leo: A calm lake.
Virgo: An empty movie theater.
Libra: Going unnoticed in a busy place.
Scorpio: Doesn’t matter, As long as music is present.
Sagittarius: Overlooking a cityscape.
Capricorn: On the road.
Aquarius: Looking up at the stars.
Pisces: In the woods during the day.
aries: none. stay home.
tauros: the moon.
gemini: also the moon.
cancer: anything you goddamn want to.
leo: the sun.
virgo: the International Space Station.
libra: mars. good fucking luck.
scorpio: the sun, but you’ll probably lose.
sagittarius: a mylar balloon in the shape of a star.
capricorn: start kicking rocks. you’re bound to find a meteor some day, and when you do you’re gonna tear it a new asshole.
aquarius: the moon but only after tauros and gemini have softened it up a bit.
pisces: just go outside at night and scream.
#greatmovieride bloopers part II. (Missing from the board: “Now go away, before somebody turns you into a house too!”) #slowmovingtramride #disneyshollywoodstudios #disneycastmember (at The Great Movie Ride)
#greatmovieride bloopers part I. #slowmovingtramride #disneyshollywoodstudios #disneycastmember (at The Great Movie Ride)
Aries: control of the undead
Taurus: ability to control animals
Gemini: laser vision
Cancer: uses unity as a weapon
Leo: sees others emotions
Virgo: vampire powers
Libra: mind reading
Scorpio: mind control
Sagittarius: super strength
Capricorn: destroys through rage
Aquarius: uses magic
Pisces: bring things back to life
The Metaphor Girl 