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the signs and their contradictions

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aries: super out-there adventurer but super scared inside
taurus: super romantics and cute inside but such bad flirters
gemini: insanely brilliant but such freakin’ slow readers
cancer: literally so nice externally but judgmental inside
leo: diabolically arrogant yet in need of constant validation
virgo: incredibly observant of others but don’t know when they need help themselves
libra: emotionally stunted but talented, moving artists
scorpio: cute as hell, but that’s where they come from
sagittarius: everyone adores them, but they struggle with adoring themselves
capricorn: ride a fine line between being amazing leaders and being crazy bossy/neurotic (love u tho)
aquarius: knowledgeable, innovative thinkers who don’t like to try hard in school
pisces: seem gentle and nice but can go on a mind-blowingly thought out and informative rant about their passions before u can say “wait wat”

Happy national sibling’s day to @poisonapplecosplay!! You might have been my third choice (after a brother and a puppy) but I’ll never trade you in. You’re the best sister in the whole wide world. (Also I hope the world appreciates that you look super cute in this picture while I can’t close my mouth over my dental appliance. I’m totally rocking the Belle backpack and the Pocahontas lunchbox though.)

the signs, first impression/ when you get to know them

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breadmaakesyoufat:

Aries: kind, helpful and very confident/ fucking bossy but gets shit done

Taurus: cute, quiet and sweet/ strong minded and a giant shit talker

Gemini: funny, loud and annoying/ emotional trainwreck that hides it w/ humor

Cancer: nice, emotive and happy/ giant nerd that makes bad puns

Leo: warm hearted, giving and generous/ stares at the floor a lot, likes hugs

Virgo: shy, anxious and talented/ nice af and always thinking about space

Libra: beautiful, social and oblivious / super intelligent and really clumsy

Scorpio: grumpy, distant and a bit rude/ totally cute, dorky ball of anxious fluff

Sagittarius: strange, optimistic and hot/ really attached to their music, ditzy

Capricorn: passive, well liked and adorable/ super aggressive when mad

Aquarius: super smart, quirky and stubborn/ will love you no matter what, total sweetheart

Pisces: weird af, shy and artsy fartsy/ totally talented weirdo who gets excited by art supplies

hufflepuff-halfling:

Hogwarts Aesthetics – Hufflepuff House

“You might belong in Hufflepuff, where they are just and loyal;
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true, and unafraid of toil.”

The house of Helga Hufflepuff was undeniably the most unpopular house in all of Hogwarts; it was referred to as being the ‘Wimpy house’. The fact that most of the students that were sorted in Hufflepuff, had a great tolerance for people in general, as well as the desire to care for creatures, humans, and plants alike, caused a lot of misconceptions about Hufflepuffs, and the house in which they were sorted.

Another thing that gave Hufflepuffs an undesirable reputation, was the fact that they were so often not paying attention in class (unless it was Care of Magical Creatures or Herbology); it wasn’t that they didn’t want to learn, it was the fact that they were so often day-dreaming, or thinking of ways to help others. Though they had noble intentions, this caused for a lot of people to scorn and look down upon them.

Although Hufflepuffs were indeed patient and kind (to a fault), they were also incredibly feisty and opinionated; something that came out especially when someone would bully a fellow Hufflepuff.

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maiden-of-sass:

themetaphorgirl:

so a while ago my family was talking about “remember that one time we went to eat at Ohana?”

And I was like “…no.”

And they were like “no, really, we went to Ohana that one time when we…oh. No, that was the Disney trip we didn’t bring you.”

OHANA MEANS FAMILY. FAMILY MEANS NO ONE GETS LEFT BEHIND. ESPECIALLY WHEN THE OHANA GOES TO OHANA.

My bad. It was one of the trips when I was seasonal!

OHANA MEANS FAMILY, LINDSAY.