My sister and I wearing our @extrasweetbowtique bows and pulling a Wicked. Lindsay is always the Anna to my Elsa. #frozen #anna #elsa #extrasweetboutique (at Disney’s Magic Kingdom)

It’s my dad’s first visit to Be Our Guest! (Mr. Incredible’s face not shown to protect his secret identity, obvs.) But now it’s time for cupcakes! (at Be Our Guest Restaurant)

This is the face of “oh my god, this knight just made a Monty Python joke.” (at Be Our Guest Restaurant)

Story Time

Posted in cast member life, Disney, theme park life, work by themetaphorgirl

overtherooftop:

At work the other day…

Me: “Can anyone tell me what movie this is?”
*scene is obviously Mary Poppins*

Child in Row 1: “Hairy/Harry Po…”

It was going to be Harry Potter or Hairy Poppins. Cool.

1Dec2014

Posted in cat mom, literally me by themetaphorgirl

themetaphorgirl:

one of my hobbies is showing pictures of other cats to my cat and watching him glare at me in unamused disdain.

Update: I showed Hiccup this post and he immediately stepped on the remote, turning off my SNL rerun marathon, and smirked at me.

Thanks, cat.

Hiccup won’t stop staring at himself on Tumblr. #youreakittennotaviking (at The Dollhouse)

26Nov2014

Posted in literally me by themetaphorgirl

bri-ecrit:

watchoutforfallingdinosaurs:

feistypaants:

i’m only 22 and i never get carded.

why didn’t i use this super power in college before i was 21.

buying two huge bottles of wine and a bottle of vodka and you dont card me

do i look that old

Meanwhile I’m over here getting carded just for like walking into the store lol

I’m personally offended every time I get carded because I’ve looked like I’m in my mid-30s since I was about 19.

I get carded for buying cough syrup…and for R-rated movies…

Sometimes I am an adult, and sometimes I play in Magic Kingdom till midnight and eat strawberry shortcake. #singlegirlsdowhattheywant (at Disney’s Magic Kingdom)

Hiccup would like you to know that his only intention was to steal his mama’s pillow, and that if he was snuggling with Winston it was purely by accident. (at The Dollhouse)