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“I’d date me,” I say as I eat the center of a half thawed frozen entire cheesecake.

Today’s #tbt is for my adorable mother, who’s celebrating her birthday!! This was from Not So Scary last year, and she’s hands down the cutest fairy godmother ever.

Thank you, my personal healthcare companion for getting me through this round of the flu. I’m functioning enough to see Mockingjay tonight! (at The Dollhouse)

Sorry about the delay, folks, but I don’t wanna wun a wed light.

Actual mistake I made on my tour today. I AM DUMB.

So every day at GMR we have the question of the day. Today’s question is comedy gold. Because in our script we have to say “ready when you are, CB!” before we pull out from dock, but these options are glorious.

(My answer is in the upper right corner. But my favorite answer is probably “Hodor.”)

15Nov2014

A new kind of weird at Star Tours

Posted in cast member life, Disney, theme park life, work by themetaphorgirl

A party of six stopped me from loading because they had to examine every pair of flight glasses, and when they finally made their choices THEY PULLED OUT HAND SANITIZER AND CLEANED THE LENSES.

I was like “we do clean those, you know; they’re used once and then we run them through a giant dishwasher.”

They were like “oh…we didn’t think you cleaned them.”

I CANNOT ROLL MY EYES HARD ENOUGH.

Wearing my @extrasweetbowtique custom Kristoff bow to match my disneybound today! But why aren’t there any carrots here? For real. #myvacationisruined (at Wandering Oaken’s Frozen Funland)

Starting my day with the backstage Star Tours tour! I wore my Han Solo dress and got to go in the luggage pit, so I count it as a success. (at Star Tours: The Adventures Continue)