Apparently if you put a frozen lasagna in the gangster microwave for 36 minutes…the whole ride smells like lasagna.
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Balloony and I think it’s too early for this. (Poor Balloony was abandoned at glass doors three days ago and has lived here ever since. His villain origin story has begun, methinks.) (at The Great Movie Ride)
There’s hot chocolate in the breakroom. #soblessed (there’s also a fleeting glimpse of a gangster in the corner…even gangsters like “hot co-co-ah,” as Mugsy calls it.) (at The Great Movie Ride)
CMV :)
C: Where I would like to live
In a tidy, pretty little home with a husband who loves me and a cat to snuggle with me and babies to love on and a little garden where I can sit and read.
M: Random fact about me
I used to be able to recite the entire first chapter of The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. I still remember big chunks of it…
V: What my name means
My first and middle names together mean pure virginal beauty consecrated to God. How I remember that, I have no idea.
For that letters ask: SAR(A)-(R)EN(EE) (E)Li(SA)B(E)TH. For the repeat letters you can do ones of your choice if you want. I don’t actually know what questions these correspond too, I just wanted to spell my name.
S: What’s my ringtone?
At the moment, it’s the iPhone default, but the best ringtone I’ve ever had was the scene from Glee where Kurt throws up on Emma’s shoes. Like literally that was my ringtone.
A: Age?
27, and I’m in deep denial about it.
R: Last movie I watched?
Big Hero 6!
E: Religion?
Lapsed Protestant?
N: Favorite day of the year?
My birthday- Valentine’s Day!
L: Favorite band/singer?
Florence + the Machine is a love forever.
I: Eye color?
Bluish grayish greenish. With a bit of amber. Basically they’re just sort of puddles.
B: Where I’m from?
Born in Ohio, raised in Kentucky, moved to Tennessee, and now I’m in Florida.
T: Favorite male character from a TV show?

H: Favorite book?
NO THIS IS TOO HARD.
I’m going to go with Little Women, because I can read that a million times in a row.
O and W
O: Favorite Color
Blush pink!
W: Favorite Superhero
Most likely Starlord. Or Baymax.
So it just dawned on me that when I do my gangster scene I literally take ballet steps.
Turns out the gangsters noticed that a long time ago and are deeply amused.
Oops.
this one time at the great movie ride
Me: “Hi! Are y’all looking for standby?”
Guest: “No!! Where’s standby??”
The awkward moment when GMR goes down because the Mayor of Munchkinland peed himself oops.
It’s my 1,000th post!! Please enjoy this picture of me and my favorite coworker.
(Yes, we made Olaf his own costume. And yes, I have an Elsa nametag.)