Cast member preview of the Osborne lights!! And there’s an evil Mandy behind me.

oh god I just slept for at least twenty minutes in my OG class and it was glorious.

Posted in cast member life, Disney, theme park life, work by themetaphorgirl

2Nov2014

The Zodiac Signs as Harry Potter Characters

Posted in aquarius, literally me by themetaphorgirl

Aries: Malfoy
Taurus: Remu Lupin
Gemini: Weasley twins
Cancer: Sirius
Leo: Harry
Virgo: Hermione
Libra: Dumbledore
Scorpio: Voldemort
Sagittarius: Hagrid
Capricorn: Snape
Aquarius: Luna Lovegood
Pisces: Neville

SO THIS HAPPENED!! Some guests loved my show so much they went to guest relations. Being recognized for having a strong performance means SO much!!! I wish I could thank them!! (at The Great Movie Ride)

themetaphorgirl:

Y’ALL. IT IS COLD ENOUGH TO WEAR A HOODIE. (Yes, it’s an Elsa hoodie meant for children. It has butt ruffles.) (at The Great Movie Ride)

Y’all, it is so cold that I walked by a stormtrooper in a hoodie.

Step aside, Daenerys. This is the real mother of dragons.

I AM THE MOTHER OF DRAGONS! No, not that one. The other one. I pulled this Valka dress out of thin air in two hours, so it’s not completely detailed yet, but it’s wearable! Plus, it has a hood. And pockets.

Hiccup’s contribution to my Halloween costume- burying himself under a pattern piece. Like he has literally hidden under it. (at The Dollhouse)

MY BOWS ARE HERE! MY BOWS ARE HERE! You guys, if you’ve ever thought about ordering from @extrasweetbowtique, you should totally do it! The bows are gorgeous, they ship super quickly, and Amber is an absolute delight to work with. These bows were all custom ordered and they’re all perfect. #jimhawkins #treasureplanet #greatmovieride #frozen #kristoff #howtotrainyourdragon #httyd #hiccup #astrid

29Oct2014

I got a new nickname today.

Posted in cast member life, Disney, theme park life, work by themetaphorgirl

themetaphorgirl:

Polly Pocket.

I am in love. I’m going to get that on a nametag.

And an entertainment CM rode my show and told me I should audition because I’m so cute and expressive and I’ve got great arm gestures. So that pretty much made my day.

Reblogging to add that also Donald Duck parked a stroller for me today. Like I was walking over to park it and he ran over and took it from me and parked it beautifully and blew me kisses. It was a magical moment.