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there are no Christmas treats in my house.
bitch gimme the candy canes and no one gets hurt
Do you like turtles, and who do you believe is the most underratedband/singer right now? (Yes, I do realise how random those twoquestions are. I’m random, I am.)
#1: I prefer tortoises.
#2: Hands down, Charlotte Sometimes. I absolutely love her music.
klemonademouth replied to your post: klemonademouth replied to your post: #10, 12, and…
so I have this cool story. my phone fell in root beer and is being weird, so now every time I try to type a text to ANYONE, my phone begins calling you. Just you. Every time. It’s very odd.
YOUR PHONE KNOWS YOU YEARN FOR ME.
how P and I are celebrating Halloween
-bemoaning over the lack of Hocus Pocus on Netflix Instant
-bickering over whether I’m going to make him watch The Others (my favorite “scary” movie) with me
-handing out candy (he has the candy, I hold the cat)
-making hard cider pork chops with apples and onions, mashed potatoes, and steamed carrots
-and then he’s going to the midnight premiere for Uncharted 3 while I frantically try to come up with a plot for NaNoWriMo
ANYONE WANT TO GIVE ME A PLOT IDEA FOR NANOWRIMO? I DON’T LIKE MY OLD ONE…
klemonademouth replied to your photo: My face, upon tasting butterbeer for the first…
I snorted at the “lady of derp” comment.
I AM A LADY OF DERP.
I have some horrendous pictures.
a letter to my cat
dear cat,
I love you and your fuzzy little tummy and your big kitten eyes and the way you open the bedroom door to snuggle in the mornings. You are the perfect furbaby.
But when you pee on everything I love, don’t be surprised when Mommy calls you a little bastard and puts you in bathroom timeout for a while.
love, Mommy (who is tired of washing the comforter)
PS: Daddy and I are getting you fixed. Love you!
things involved in my dream last night
- Camping
- Community theatre
- Zombies
- Baked potatoes
- Ron Swanson
- a very dilapidated 12-passenger van
- the zombies also had a 12-passenger van, but theirs was red and shiny
- a high speed chase in a 12-passenger van
- Kurt and Blaine
- a Halloween party in a very large Target store
- babysitting
(did I mention I was driving the getaway van? Not the zombie one, the other one.)
regalzebra replied to your post: Francey, what was your reaction when baby Blaine was brought home?
lololol. my sister tried to do that with me, too. my dad says she asked where “the brother store” was, so she could go get our money back.
When my parents were expecting my sister, they asked little me what I wanted.
I said, “A little brother.”
And they were like “…uh, little Caitlin, how does a little sister sound?”
And I said “I would rather have a little brother. Or a puppy.”
I still do not have a puppy or a brother.
I would like a Yorkie for the puppy and Chris Colfer for the little brother, please.
Is your computer named after the character from Meet the Robinsons?!
Yes! Yes, he is!
The Metaphor Girl 