Selfie with one of my favorite coworkers. (For the record, this one is the mom. And also for the record, you won’t get a fastpass just for guessing which is the mom and which is the dad. Internet rumor, y’all.) #slowmovingtramride #greatmovieride #dapperday (at The Great Movie Ride)
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Olaf is a Great Movie Rider, in case you were wondering. #slowmovingtramride #greatmovieride #olaf #frozen #hesnotbandittrainedyetthough (at The Great Movie Ride)
oh my god. Cary Joe and I just did a set with our southern accents and it was awesome BUT SO MUCH HARDER THAN I THOUGHT.
Like for sure I thought I was going to come back from Anubis and start in my real voice and be like “oops sorry y’all.”
Enjoying a rare good hair day at #greatmovieride! But not a good smile day. Everyday is a Chandler-Bing-in-Photos kind of smile day. (at The Great Movie Ride)
shoutout to the 40 something mom in row two who snort-choke-laughed because I said Dick Powell.
in which I accidentally get sassy with guests
So this guy and his wife scanned their fastpasses and then stood there blocking the entrance because they were waiting for the rest of their family. After five minutes I told them to either keep moving forward or step aside to wait for their family. The guy refuses, so I repeat it. He says “no, no, no” and holds up a “one minute” finger directly in my face. I repeat the request, and he starts yelling and tells me to shut up. I tell him “don’t tell me to shut up, sir, I am doing my job” and he continues to yell. I repeat both requests AGAIN and He finally moves forward in the line (I’m scanning fastpasses and people are trying to get past him through all of this) and then runs back in.
“What your name? Kate-leen?”
And at this point, I am ten kinds of Not Having It, so as he runs away I call “THAT IS NOT MY NAME, SIR. THAT IS NOT HOW YOU PRONOUNCE IT.”
Oops.
this one time at the Great Movie Ride
Man: “What direction this ride?”
Me: (thinking) North? South? wtf I do not have a compass.
Me: (aloud) “It’s a slow moving tram ride.”
Man: “What direction this ride?”
Me: “…Slow?”
Man: “WHAT DIRECTION THIS RIDE?”
Me: “Well, this is the entrance, so you walk through the line, and then you get to the loading dock-”
Man: “HOW LONG THIS RIDE??”
Me: “Twenty-two minutes?”
*ten minutes later*
Me: “DURATION HE MEANT DURATION.”
this one time at the Great Movie Ride
Lady: “Where’s the coop?”
Me: “The what?”
Lady: “The coop!”
*This continues.*
Me: “The…queue?”
Lady: “Yes!”
this one time at the great movie ride
*A dad walks up with his whole family’s tickets stacked up. He scans the stack, moves the top one to the back, and scans again. It doesn’t work.*
Me: “Sir, you need to scan those one at a time.”
Man: “Oh, I am.”
Me: “No, you can’t scan them when they’re stacked up like that. You have to scan them one at a time.”
Man: “I know. I am.”
Me: “No, but sir…”
*This goes on for several minutes.*
this one time at the great movie ride
Teen Girl (to her mom): “Mom, is this a ride?”
Mom: “Ask the lady.”
Me: “Are you asking if the Great Movie Ride is a ride?”
Teen Girl: “Yeah.”
Me: “It’s a ride.”
The Metaphor Girl 