this one time at the Great Movie Ride

*as I get on the vehicle*

Little Old Lady: “Oh, you’re driving this? I thought it would be a robot!”
*in Musical*
Little Old Lady: “Ooh! Gene Kelly!”
*in Western*
Little Old Lady: “Ooh! John Wayne!”
*during the hijacking scene with the bandit*
Little Old Lady: “Ooh! OOH! OOH!!”
*when I came back to the vehicle*
Little Old Lady: “Oh good, you made him go away.”

So I wear my Elsa name tag pretty much all the time, right? Well, I saw a little girl in an Elsa dress and was like “OMG, your highness, we have the same name!”

I asked her if she wanted to build a snowman and she just smiled, but her mom was like “Tell Elsa ‘let it go’!” and in the sweetest little voice she said “let it go!” And I nearly died!!

an ode to A+ parenting

oh parents

who have placed their baby sideways in her stroller

I understand that you are tired

but her legs are dangling over the side and dragging on the ground

at least you realized she was so small that she was about to slip out

so good job on being MacGuyver and placing a backpack in the stroller to keep her from falling on the pavement

A+, parents.

A+.